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Alexis
Jun 15, 2022
Things That Gringos Do in CDMX
Based on true stories. Shout out to my friend Nate and his Mountain Men friends. Definition of crazy gringos and I love them for that...
Alexis
Jun 8, 2022
Latin Lovers: Fact or Fiction
Obviously, we've moved past these cliches, but this is a great opportunity for me to make fun of my exes, okay? Let me have this. They’re...
Alexis
Jun 1, 2022
How To Know If You're a Fresa
Basically, it's the Mexican version of a Valley Girl, just spicier. Pls don't get mad at me. 1). Daddy You brag about your dad...
Alexis
May 26, 2022
Why I Moved to Mexico City
The tacos. That's it. That is the entire reason I moved my entire life here. Okay fine, there are more reasons, but none as important as...
Alexis
May 18, 2022
5 Reasons You Shouldn't Date a Gynecologist
Really. It's not as good as you think. 1). It's weird Not to totally burst your 🍒 , but the weirdness you are about to experience is...
Alexis
May 17, 2022
What's Up Fuckers
It's been a while, but I am back with new content at the expense of my own trauma. That's right... an unsolicited stream of consciousness...
Alexis
Feb 7, 2019
Chasing the Sun
To distinguish the act of balancing from the act of sacrificing is nearly impossible. In the context of relationships, we are conditioned...
Alexis
Feb 1, 2019
How to Be Productive
AKA how to pretend you don't have crippling anxiety and a thirst for self sabotage. 1. Night Routine Picking out your outfit for the next...
Alexis
Jan 26, 2019
Passenger
Life is easy when you’re young. You’re fed, clothed and cared for. You don’t worry, much less acknowledge the forces outside of your own...
Alexis
Jan 17, 2019
Expectations
Many of us see culture as simply being the food we eat, the songs we sing, the specific way in which we express compassion, but more...
Alexis
Mar 7, 2018
Why Dating a Cyclist Is a Wheely Bad Idea
1. They're already in a committed relationship... With their bike. Nothing will stand between them and their trusty steed. Trust me. 2....
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