Horrible Advice on Love
$5.00Price
Have you ever wanted the worst advice on love? Then you’ve come to the right place. I may not be able to help you with whatever romantic or platonic relationship muck you are going through, but hey, I might be able to make you laugh or maybe just realize “it could be worse”. They way I see it? A win is a win. And I’d like to believe that I’m a lot funnier than a chat bot. Better looking too, not that it’s really relevant in this scenario.
XO,
Not Your Therapist
Return Policy
Sorry, you can’t return my horrible advice. I’m afraid that your only way out is perhaps, a lobotomy.
XO,
Not Your Therapist.
PS: I am in no way suggesting you get a lobotomy. It’s called a joke hoes, so I better not be getting any calls from your lawyers.