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"It's Not Me, It's You" e-Card

"It's Not Me, It's You" e-Card

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“It’s Not Me, It’s You”


One cute lil' dick (made entirely out of hearts and by yours truly).

Welcoming club music. Twerk if you must

The sad, necessary news that it’s them, not you.


But hey, it’s like a modern hallmark card, and that’s what they’re going to remember. Look at you. Making memories.

Go ahead! I know you're just dying to see what's in it. Even if you don't send it to them, now you get a cute little surprise you can revisit every time you feel down.


Also works for terrible bosses, ex besties and generally anyone who needs walk out the door.



Not Your Therapist

  • Download

    You’ll be invited to download a zip file containing your ultimate goodbye goodie.

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