"Suck My Dick" e-Card

"Suck My Dick"
 
For the person who really screwed the pooch, and you want them to know it.
 
Includes: 
Dick confetti 
A happy little song
The mic drop moment you've been looking for 
 
Go ahead! I know you're just dying to see what's in it.  Even if you don't send it to them, you can dance to the little song and imagine you did.
 
 
XO, 
Not Your Therapist